Best VPN Sites

ExpressVPN ain’t the type of site I typically review here at ThePornDude. After all, their website is completely SFW and even family-friendly. Load that sucker up and you won’t find a single penetrated butthole, bare ass or even a stray nipple. The wholesome front-page graphics look more like something from one of those motivational posters... [Read the full review]

Do you ever wish you could just make your IP Vanish? Well, my friends, that’s the entire premise of this next service, who put their gimmick right there in the title. While your friends, neighbors and coworkers might be easily identifiable online by a string of seemingly random numbers, you’ll be enjoying anonymity, privacy, security,... [Read the full review]

Where does the Zoog in Zoog VPN come from? Honestly, I’ve been testing out the service and perusing their website all afternoon and I still ain’t sure. Maybe they got the name from an HP Lovecraft story or borrowed it from a SFW app, but I like the definitions I found on UrbanDictionary even better.... [Read the full review]

Free VPN Planet has a name that implies something truly grand. You’re telling me there’s a whole planet full of Virtual Private Networks that don’t require payment? I’m not sure how the economies and ecosystems of such a heavenly body would work, but it’s a vaguely interesting concept for the Asimovs, Bradburys and Clarkes of... [Read the full review]

VPN Sites still seem like a goddamn mystery to most of the internet-using population, which includes basically everybody in the developed world. Shit, you’re reading this on the internet right now! What do you really know about using a Virtual Private Network to unblock content and keep your computer safe? The fact that you’re even... [Read the full review]