Erotic Massage Sites

Rub Page threw me for a minute with the name, because the first thing I thought of was old-timey pornography printed on actual paper. The older masturbators in the audience may even still have some nudie rags underneath the mattress, but who really needs a physical stash when you’ve got access to so many bigger,... [Read the full review]

Love Asian massages? Looking for a happy ending massage at Rub Maps? The idea of an erotic massage at the hands of some Asian dimepiece is a thought that keeps me awake at night. Mostly because I’m jerking off. Not because it worries me or some shit. It’s the kind of shit you always see... [Read the full review]

AMPReviews! Where can you get a massage in the United States? And no, I’m not talking about one of those experiences you can get from any chain massage outlet. You know, where Butch the failed model massages your body like he’s ripping apart a pork roast talking about himself on repeat. Neither am I referring... [Read the full review]

Adult Search! I just spent all morning repeatedly jacking off to a porno about a guy who visits a massage parlor that happens to be run by a very famous porn starlet. I’m not sure how familiar you are with the genre, but the massage was not the wholesome backrub you bought your mom a... [Read the full review]

Looking for a happy ending at Rub Ratings? What could be better than rubbing yourself raw while watching hardcore pornography all day on one of the free tubes? Well, you could step it up by replacing the smut with an actual living, breathing woman, and instead of rubbing yourself you can have her do the... [Read the full review]

Spa Hunters! Do you want to feel the orgasmic pleasure of an erotic touch, loving caress and sensual foreplay of every sexual massage that turns your sexual fantasy into reality? Are you looking for a handjob but are probably too lazy to jack it and want the help of a hot Mamacita with soft hands... [Read the full review]

Massage Planet! When I get done slapping my meat stick, my thoughts often meander over to my fans. I feel bad for you, poor beta bastards. Not because you fucks never bone chicks or because your such a miserable and lonely chap, although those things ring true. It’s because you’ll never know what it’s like... [Read the full review]